Brother: Scott Hartnell
Because in the words of Ross Geller, “there are plenty of people who only see their siblings on Thanksgiving”
This is where it gets difficult, because like, Brent Burns without a that beard, no question. With it though, he’s a little intimidating. Does he still have all his teeth? Teeth are important.
But then I guess Brandon Prust seems like he knows his way around a ladygarden though so idk.
Is it mandated that Burns will *always* have the beard? Because that could get boring.
I guess I go with Boyfriend: Prust, on the condition I get veto power on his hairstyles. If he gets to pick his own hairstyles, then Boyfriend: Burns.
Actually you know what?
Boyfriend: Brent Burns.